"So I haven't thought long or hard about this issue, but my gut instinct in the whole "nut milk isn't milk" debate is to embrace the call for a new word. Fuck milk. We shouldn't be drinking milk if we're not nursing babies with our mothers'.
So let's embrace a new word and draw a distinction between the nasty lactate and the delicious, nutritious almond, cashew, oat milks and so on. Why not call it Klim? Easy to say, easy to market as a healthier alternative to milk. I think people would catch on pretty quickly."