Dressing like a guido is terribly expensive
Dressing as a guido has a minimum cost of $350 for ONE OUTFIT ONLY. Guidos like to accessorize their wardrobe so they will have more than one pair of shoes, sunglasses, and jewelry; leading to a more expensive wardrobe.
One pair of True Religion jeans ranges from $172 to $495.
A t-shirt from designer Ed Hardy ranges from $48 to $150.
A pair of 20tens sunglasses costs $50.
A pair of "Stan Smith" adidas shoes costs $60.
A gold cross necklace has a wide variety of prices so I just chose one from amazon for $30.
A tube of a Matrix Men Firm Fix Gel costs $23